If you had super powers you wouldn't use it for an eternity of underage sex?

I was super into Boys and Girls in America by the Hold Steady when I realized there were comments below the articles here. I had some other names I used during the pre-Disqus/registration days, but this was the one associated with my main email address so it stayed.

I'm sure choice number six on Todd's list would cause no over reaction. I'm also shocked he didn't nominate Lena Dunham.

It may only be once a week, but no commercials and no bullshit celebrity interviews make it seem so, so much more in depth than an entire week of Daily Show.

Theme song by Across the Isle.

It's amazing how great politicians come off when they are allowed to be goofy and have fun, and not be in constant re-election mode. Too bad the American public would never allow their politicians to act human while campaigning.

Obvious Child didn't have an abortion subplot, it had an abortion plot. Not only that, the plot didn't revolve around her struggling with the decision, so much as how to navigate a romantic relationship while going through it. I hope someday that isn't a brave stance to take, but today I'd say it is. And no, guy below…

Why is someone in middle America watching a Yankees game?!

No need to get rid of Ben! Just keep him away from the family. I'm sure he could do all sorts of sexy things on a train while reading Rail Mall.

"Even though we haven't seen it, and are just making up random possibilities"

I really want to like this, but man, Ben & Kate erotic fan-fiction is a frightening prospect. Unless it's just Tommy hooking up with every adult cast member.

A BAND THAT PUT OUT ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF 2013

I didn't find 1989 to be nearly as groundbreaking as some critics, but the songs definitely did not all sound the same. Most of the songs could have come straight from a Chvrches or Haim album and no one would be able to tell the difference.

"Mr. Coogin, we haven't hung up yet."

And what was this game called?

But she's also really into turning grudges into Scrooge McDuck piles of money. This seems like a win win all around.

But it's always money earned by their friend's cousin, so you know that's who they are really in love with.

And in his free time? Really into light bondage.

But he would probably make less music about how much he hates himself, and that would be a damn shame.

Clearly. A conservative would never recognize the achievements of a black man.