It's amazing that I was able to listen to out of market baseball games on the internet in 2003, but 12 years later have no legal way of doing that for football.

But he's only saying that because it's true.

I've found that Calling All Skeletons, the opener from Agony & Irony, is a great gateway drug for people who might not he as open to their earlier stuff.

Everything up to This Addiction at least has it's moments. Crimson in particular has aged very well.

The fact that this was announced by Hoppus and Barker, and not DeLonge himself, pretty much proves that he was abducted by lizard people, right?

This doesn't seem like the usual misunderstanding of a text that causes idiots to react idiotically. Wouldn't an uptick in racism be exactly what Chris Kyle was going for?

I don't know if Ex's always deserve that, but conservatives certainly do.

Like a republican Wisconsin politician would ever dare utter the name of the godless, liberal hell hole they are required to work in.

I mean, I get that in theory. But I feel like there aren't the same issues with the World Series or March Madness. Maybe there are and it's never as obvious as the "Come get a new big screen TV for the…uhh….BIG GAME" commercials you hear all the time now.

Never! I got like 5 Scrawler upvotes this week and I really felt like I it made it in this crazy little AV Club world.

Why is it that the Super Bowl is the only sport event you aren't allowed to refer to by name? The way stations tap dance around it you'd think you'd summon Voldemort with too many utterances.

The point is I'm bad at sex, are you happy now! *runs away sobbing*

That's why he needs to answer every question with "Would you say that to Tom Petty?!"

You're right…0-present.

-My thoughts on sex, ages 0-25.

I'm rooting for the Seahawks because Wilson went to my alma mater, and I don't get why the general public hates them so much. So this worries me, because NE with a score to settle is scary. But I'm sure Doug Baldwin has already invented a reason why everyone is out to get Seattle to help balance things out.

65% of the state of Oklahoma, actually.

If anything the lopsided victory makes the Patriots look even stupider. You were clearly the better team, so what the fuck were you doing pulling these bush league shenanigans.

It's less depressing to think of Belichick as a cartoon villain than it is to think about the actual villains that just took over our congress.

It's less depressing to think of Belichick as a cartoon villain than it is to think about the actual villains that just took over our congress.