Because religion shouldn't get to dictate what is and isn't acceptable for the general public to consume. There are tons of people that really, really don't like seeing dudes kiss. That doesn't mean we listen to them.

I just with The Dissolve covered TV and had Sean O'Neal writing news.

Reddit will just find a way to pin all of the rapes on Jay.

Illinois politics sure do make you do strange things. The only time I've ever voted third party for a major office was the 2006 gubernatorial election because I couldn't imagine voting for either of those asshats.

As long as she consents! Supernova rape is still rape.

No, and frankly I'm not sure how they were ever compatible.

After saying pretty much exactly that, I gave up, had a morning beer and asked her to make me bacon. I did initially feel like an ass though because when I opened the first Rand book I had a panic attack. How do I respond? What the fuck happened to my mom? Jesus Christ, no seriously what happened to her? But I just…

When Israel got really into bombing Palestinian civilians last year I "liked" a rant that infamous ex-AV Clubber Leonard Pierce wrote about it. That must have made it show up in my newsfeed, because an hour later I see a lengthy diatribe response from my new father in law. This is right after I finally friended him,…

Luckily my dad still is too. But my mom is having problems with her mortgage, and one of the idiots she works with convinced her it's the evil liberals fault, and next thing you know I'm spending half of my Christmas morning hearing about the New World Order. It was really, really depressing.

Judging by the number of Ayn Rand books my mom gave me for Christmas I'm really happy I didn't get her take on Cosby. You move away for a few years and your parents turn into conservative monsters so gradually you hardly even notice…

Yeah, but when they get their way Obamacare won't cover his much needed Ethics Reassignment surgery.

I don't know. 1994, 2000, 2004…pretty much every time the republicans run away with it.

Anytime I'm in public I wonder why kidnapping even exists. Who the fuck wants these little loud pieces of shit?

Maybe eventually we'll get a "Fap This"; a daily article where various AV Club writers dissect their favorite videos on Porn Hub.

I think you're bizarro me. I hated Tiny Furniture, really like Girls, and find Adam Driver to be a delight.

And turn the World Series into a best of 9 affair.

I was enjoying the Disney bits well enough, but the remake of Homer eating chips in space made me angrier than I thought possible by an episode of the Simpsons.

To be fair, have you ever had fried Disney tail? It's delicious.

That's how I saw Gone Girl, and I'm pretty sure that's why I liked it so much. I walked out feeling much less angry than usual.

SVP is the only reason to listen to ESPN Radio.