If that's the case, than execution doesn't matter, only the content. It's like saying The Wire is the same thing as Miami Vice because they are both about policing drugs.

I know I always realize I'm in love when I can't decide if the object of my desires murdered a high school student or not.

Granted I didn't help any of my classmates bury a mutual friend, but acting as if the person you are while a high school senior is who you are in your 30's doesn't seem quite right.

Like it's a coincidence Jay speaks out right when The Interview finally gets released. Jay is our new ambassador to North Korea.

Yes, they're called republicans.

That's not what we're all doing here? I've made a terrible mistake…

There are a few commenters that I feel almost creepy about how much I remember about them, usually because they have a unique name that makes it easy to recall things they've said in the past, and because they write genuinely insightful things that make me proud to be a fan of the AV Club and it's commentariat. You're…

LONE, if you think you'll have more access to sex after college, I really have some bad news for you. Dan's advice should have been "You're surrounded by beautiful, educated young women. Fuck everyone you can now before the soul crushing reality of adulthood hits you head on!"

If you watch a lot of shitty Hallmark Channel movies right before it, it ends up seeming halfway decent. It's pretty much the plot to every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, but with a real cast and budget.

God dammit contrarian millennials, stop trying to make Jingle All the Way out as some lost classic! It's fucking unwatchable, even by Christmas movie standards.

C'mon On'Neal, you didn't have that one in the chamber waiting to go already?

The first season was legitimately entertaining, the second not so much…then it does kind of turn into a brofest, albeit with far too few waverunner flips. Also, I think it suffers from the same issue plaguing Dave Matthews Band and Sublime; maybe those bands aren't as awful as their reputation, but their fans sure are.

I'm suspicious of how many of those reviews came from the Pyongyang Times-Picayune though.

Isn't Freddy Got Fingered already the cinematic equivalent of Freddy Got Fingered?

Ask Yelp where to find the best kombucha in your area. Pick up the alt weekly you are guaranteed to find in a bin up front. Go to the arts section. Leave before a nice hippie talks to you.

If you consider the Freaks & Geeks just one really long movie, then yes, they are amazing.

It totally makes sense to leak all of that personal data about their employees, breaking many laws in the process, just so they could hype up that they are turning their mainstream, blockbuster release into a money losing art house venture. Well played Sony!

Until I saw the video, I always assumed Trainor was British and black for some reason.

It's 2 days before Christmas. None of us are working, so why should they.

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