Yep! And any show you don't like has "jumped the shark."

With so many other TV dads getting kicked out of the record books due to their love of rapin', Goodman may be number one soon.

The Interview
-Sony Exec

Jessica Rabbit made seven year old me very confused.

Which current writer at The Dissolve do you miss the most?

I just want to be able to bring beer back from vacation again without having to check it and worry about my entire suitcase smelling like a frat party when a bottle explodes.

To be fair, I'm not sure how much damage a Tea Partier could do while trying to hack on their AOL dial up internet package.

Whovian you magnificent bastard….

Hi, are you new to year end polling? That's pretty much the standard operating procedure. Is is really that off if tons of people heap praise on something, tons of other people will go "what the hell are they talking about?"

I love the New Pornographers, but I was lukewarm on the newest record.

If there was a movie about killing Obama, it would probably be financed by Ted Nugent, directed by Dinesh D'Souza and star Jon Voight.

You can get them on the side with your American Soldier Burger! Is that made of actual American Soldier meat? Because I don't think I can support that.

This post is so natural and realistic! It's exactly how someone in the comment section of the AV Club would discuss the Real World, and not at all a sly, paid blogger!

In the past week I've been pretty stunned with the number of Marky Mark superfans the AV Club has, that can't wait to tell everyone how wrong they are about their awesome, burger making buddy.

I once had a moronic friend of my wife's go off on me because I mocked the gluten free trend. She said she had never heard of anyone else feeling bloated after eating tons of pasta and breads, so it had to be gluten intolerance affecting her.

I feel enough pressure trying to do my job well enough to not get fired and keep up with the regular commenting here. I can't even fathom throwing another forum into the mix. The TI'ers are far more committed than I.

People got (reasonably) mad at the Disqus updates, so a bunch of them invented their own, old school forum to discuss the random stuff that used to take place more often here. But I don't really get it either.

People really do the tin foil hat thing? That's just not some lame internet cliche? Holy shit.

Back when The Girls Next Door was a thing, I couldn't comprehend that young woman would watch this show and think it was a fun way to spend 30 minutes. It was just so depressing to me, seeing these young woman sell their soul to make a run at 15 minutes of fame.

Can we have Hannibal Buress in old man make up instead?