There's a council set up by Fox News. They rotate the chairman, but it's almost always a racist cop.

If you don't think the NRA is qualified to make medical decisions, I'm afraid you might not really be an American.

Bullshit. In the real world people with authority can do whatever the fuck they want, no matter how unfair it is to the people below them. It's time you taught him that.

Everyone in the whole god damned world is a socialist compared to American republicans.

If we allowed our elderly health teachers to describe in graphic detail all of their sexual adventures, teen sex rates would plummet.

The annual "Everyone Else In Your Band Was Already Inducted, So, Yeah, Sure, I Guess It Would Be Mean To Only Exclude You, So Have a Fake Award" award.

Please put this in the form of a reposted gimmick account.

I want to know what a Hitler cookie is.

He could have at least put some effort into a decent racist Cookie Monster avatar to do a proper racist gimmick account.

Incorrect information provided by Wahlberg himself! Why are you refusing to acknowledge that in all of your righteous indignation?

"There's a comment kill screen coming up if anybody wants to watch"

I need to kill an hour and 20 minutes somehow, and it certainly isn't going to be from working.

But why would the media trust a violent, racist criminal as their source? Really makes you think.

What the hell did you call us?!

Well he didn't want to cause any confusion with all of those plucky tween journalists.

You're a lot more lovable in your film.

Everyone who liked this comment is about to get doxxed.

It's even worse. He was selling untaxed cigarettes.

You can't say something like that then not provide a link.

That's only because it's true.