They just look weird.

"Yassuh, Unk' Remus gwine tell y'all a story 'bout how he taught dat one time at Hogwarts!"

…what the hell did they do to William Frawley's eyes? :-O

"a fairy young age"

Uh… :-/

You forgot the stupid fat Italian guy who cries "Mama mia!" when Bruce kicks a pair of nunchucks out of his hand.

You forgot the one where Bruce Lee comes back from the dead to shill Johnnie Walker Black Label.

Please tell me you're joking. It's Way of the Dragon that's easily Lee's worst film. The distance between it and the stuff he actually shot for Game of Death is astonishing.

To be perfectly fair… Bruce Lee was an actor before he was ever a martial artist. Just pointing that out.

…except that's not Lee in the greenhouse scene; that footage was shot by Robert Clouse long after Lee's death for the mangled '70s release.

It's not all the footage; a good amount of it was lost between the '70s and the compiling for the DVD. There was a scene where Lee attacks Dan Inosanto with a log that nobody's been able to find.

The '70s Game of Death also cannibalized at least one or two shots that weren't included in the reconstruction DVD;…

*WhiteBoyDay kills Mike D'Angelo in a hall of mirrors*

They never should've swapped his and Saxon's roles. Let the shady businessman die, for once; a brother's got to do his thing!

That was a… movie?

If necessary.

Dear god. Someone please murder Tim Burton already.

(NOTE: I AM NOT SUGGESTING YOU ACTUALLY MURDER TIM BURTON.)

I personally think they should've swapped the actresses who're playing Verity Lambert and Jacqueline Hill around; Jessica Raine looks far more like the latter than she does the former…. and the bloke playing William Russell looks absolutely nothing like him.

Still, Brian Cox is a dead ringer for Sydney Newman.

Worry not; I've never seen it, either. ;-)

And a very reasoned critique you have for the episode, too; good job, man. I'd comment, but I've never seen Torchwood (!!!). :-S

Yes…

Also, you may want to reply to that, um, other site; they're jumping on you not having seen Buffy, currently. :-S

It's not supposed to help…

*Prole Hole regenerates into Bill Corbett*

"as the heir to a pudding factory fortune"

…so, Punch-Drunk Love, then?