Jon Snow?

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It's not a science, obviously.

That was actually what he did, though. Folksy humor was his thing, outside of speeches.

Native Son is fucked up.

Wee will, Adum, wee will!

I believe the Brits love Burroughs more than we do.

I prefer seeing him as Tucker from Flash Forward.

*Kurtzman and Orci are savagely beaten and killed by all the Universal monsters*

Then what the hell does it have to do with King Kong? :-/

And a partridge in a pear tree!

Um… didn't Universal already have a "shared universe"-type thing going with the monsters with their late-'40s films, starting with Frankenstein Meets the Wolf-Man? Why tinker with what you've already got?

I think the only guy who wasn't a problem, actually, was Hugo Weaving.


The biggest problem was that stupid fucking psychiatrist.

"Metsa-metsa"? Is that the DeLaurentiis version of "bunga-bunga"?

It's Claude Rains, you putz.

Yep… until he tears off the latex mask and reveals he's Dr. Kananga. Then she dumps him.

He died violently, too.

To what, Buchanan County?

Arnold Schwarzenegger in West Side Story!

His origins are truly as mysterious as B. Traven's.

Good script, too; Michael France, right before he went on to do GoldenEye.