Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

SAHMBAHDY'S PAWZZENED DA WAITAH HOL'!

Thank you! I had a lot of fun devising them. :-D

(Vader watches Luke fall)

I'lll take Stupid for $2700!

FUCK YOU! LUHRMANN'S WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SMELL MY SHIT!!!

Nay, nay; Weekend at Mercutio's!

She was robbed at the Oscars.

@avclub-6ce1861d265248f9c9dd2ed2f88dbdf9:disqus — I prefer the sequel, Pumbaa of Athens.

Also in the George Peele version, although the ending is slightly different; he ends up baking Bib Fortuna and Salacious Crumb into a pie for Jabba to eat.

Va. Luke, you can destroy our lord the Emp'ror;
He hath forseen this! It cannot be wreck'd!
Your destiny lies with us, my son.
Give yourself to the Dark Side, and we both
Shall rule the Cosmos as Father and Son!

It helps, of course to have a big book of Shakespeare by your side, to sort of steep in his language. The cadence adds to the comedy. ;-)

Ja. Marry, in the Pit he Goes! I say, for
a Whore's Piece of satisifaction, there is nae better.

Mark Twain's review of EVERYTHING.

Nice to know. Thanks for responding, man. :-)

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He was a dab hand as Disney cartoons, though…

"Jeffrey Dahmer SMASH!!!"

"Biting's excellent! It's like kissing, only there's a winner."

You should write a book, man. I'm serious; this side of the story ought to be told.