FUCK THE DISSOLVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

It's official: @avclub-bcb3aad02501981b66f636f7cec03244:disqus is Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Sort of guiltily-hope Lucas Black returns. Just for the continuity wank.

Not true, actually. Mitchum made that shit up out of whole cloth. Laughton, being a first-time director, worked diligently on most every aspect of the production, including — yes — the direction of the children. Outtakes and production accounts have proven this.

I do, too! :-D

Or Tolerabilty Index?

I actually thought that myself, and I think that was AFTER they fixed it.

…who the hell is Marilu Henner? :-/

Ghost Harry: Here's a box of donuts.

Of COURSE Todd would laugh at that; he comes from a crazy fundamentalist family. Laughing at that eases the pain, as does whiskey.

Don't ask what's in it. Just say it's… "goatse".

Hey… I think I love you.

Responding to everyone else: It wasn't a book tour. It was a promotion by the university. Everybody had to read it freshman year; I think it's an annual thing. The book was nearly a decade old, by that point.

Or a whiz on this trilogy, to be more precise.

No, you're thinking of The Conquerer!

No, that's for the new show Scr Ubs.

Randi would be proud.

Actually, it's being syndicated on Comedy Central, now. Fridays at 9.

Or, at the very least, a Yeti.

…and a pre-fame Michelle Williams!