Wait… so, Tommy Lee Jones is a whale?

Um… why?

Tommy Lee Jones: Moon Mummy

I rather hoped he was.

Lincoln. Definitely Lincoln. Oh, and Johnson, after the Tenure of Office Act was passed.

On a cruise ship, no less. One hopes he went out like Felix Faure.

Who?

I've never had THAT much trouble with professors. Only once did that happen — and that's because the professor who was assigned left before the term started, so those who had bought early, like me, wound up with half a dozen books they didn't need.

I know; I've seen the film. I saw it in theatres; it's really Seth Rogen's best performance, I think, because for once he's not just playing himself.

He exaggerates it for the show, actually.

…pretty much.

Is it just me, or does his laughter sound different in the Observe & Report clips in the montage up above? Almost… creepier.

And Ugly Americans. Bring that show back, dammit!

But what about Lenny Henry?

George Takei being the only one there VERY visibly pissed at Shatner was the goddamn icing on the cake.

Fair enough. I've just got to see if they've posted all their syllabi online…

The Coen Bros.
present
JACK SIMPLE

Big Liebowski, you are so rich,
You'd sell your girlfriend for some decent pitch.
Call me Dude, or El Duderino,
but not Jeffrey L., 'cause I'm not your bitch!

*takes tape out; sticks it back in*

Ridi, Pagliaccio,
ai bambini gasati!
Ridere dei forni, che arrosto ossa!