"If I want your advice, I'll ask for it. I'm a stubborn sonuvabitch, Uncle Rem— uh, I mean, Cecil!"

Fuck off, Wally.

This sounds a bit like "Stairway to Heaven", doesn't it?

I think so, yes.

…what? You're dead wrong, I'm afraid. :-S

FUUUUUCK. :-(

Go fuck yourself, you fucker.

And Liev Schreiber as Johnson! The horror… :-O

I'm going to stick up for Never Say Never Again here, for, while it's worse than Octopussy, it's still better than A View to A Kill. It's also a rather interesting curio of a Bond film which nearly every critic working at that time wet their pants in overrating. Yes, I'll admit it was overrated at the time.

No, you're wrong; Octopussy and Goldfinger both have an independently-wealthy man and an agent of a Communist power supplying said wealthy man with a nuclear bomb as the keystone of a plot. The Bond woman of both films is part of said plot, but has been deceived as to how harmful it will be, and it takes Bond turning…

That one was a Fleming original, actually; spoken by Sir Hugo Drax in the Moonraker novel. Nice nod; shame they didn't use it in the movie that actually had him in it, though.

Spend the money quickly, Mr. @avclub-954aef1dd01f3d3bb8e12966116cfdd1:disqus…

You mean Lois Lane? Two words, my friend: Kryptonite kondom.

No, no, "Yub NUB".

No. A View to a Kill had a ridiculously muddled plot, and there were so many obvious stuntment subbing for Roger that the fake-looking Golden Gate Bridge fight is worse for it.

No, no, it goes like this:

@avclub-2b27806676f152808879a10a18ab8f55:disqus, I love you. Please marry me.

He straight-up murdered two dudes in The Spy Who Loved Me, though; the guy he dropped off a rooftop in Cairo, and the ridiculous, if justified, overkill he performed on Stromberg.

King Kong?

Whoever wrote the Octopussy entry is going to DIIIIEEEE!!! >:-O