Signor Ferrari? But he drives a Porsche!

*"I Melt With You" plays as soldiers in gas masks run in slow-mo through trenches from gas*

Ed Wood is still a classic.

Not to mention going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line…

Woody Allen?

Are you blaming Ellen for Russell T. Davies? :-O

Wait… that's not Harry Andrews? :-O

Superman: Red Son?

Since you mentioned Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson… a musical based on the events surrounding the Garfield assassination would probably be pretty damn worthwhile, regardless of Sondheim having already partially covered that ground with Assassins.

BURNING BRIGHT BURNING BRIGHT

It really tied the movie together, man.

What's CPR?

YOU'VE GOTTA COME BACK WITH ME!!!

I can see it now; a giant raucous dance-off in the prison mess hall when Cody Jarrett learns his mother is dead; howling the lyrics, instead of punching guys down he'll dance them to the ground! Brilliant! :-D

You missed out, dude. :-(

I don't own Carte Blanche, actually. I do, however, own the Christopher Wood novelization James Bond, the Spy Who Loved Me, which (surprisingly, since it's from the film's primary screenwriter) gives the story a much more Fleming-esque flavor, even changing some of the narrative's events to further suit this mood.…

Hmmm… maybe White Heat would make a good one? :-)

H.P. Lovecraft: If Woodrow Wilson was a novelist.

I get it.

Probably not the best introduction to Bond, but Viv was great, huh? ;-)