It's actually online, if you can find it. Shaw even penned a prose rendition as to what happened after the end of the play… :-)

Here's a synopsis:

I was just asking your opinion. :-)

What sort of, I guess, "compromise", would you suggest, then? :-)

@avclub-a00a91831315d66f08e1b91d10fe503d:disqus — And the only thing memorable about Cartman eating the treasure is the noises he makes when he's eaten the whole thing.

But… but… but, Chthulhu! :-S

Jill Cheney?

Interesting…. so, you would want to end it like the original Pygmalion play, or a little softer? No "I washed my 'ands an' face"?

Alas, he's way too old for it, now.:-(

…Brendan Gleeson? :-O

Don't forget Stephen "The Love Guru" Colbert.

Shut up, Taufiq.

Mine?

I was imagining Latino coloration, with that phrasing…

Such as the Dunning School!

Have Anna Torv and Yvonne Strahovski ever been seen in the same room?

Just like Pootie Tang.

I thought he did it with the revolver's bullet into the chandelier, in the lobby?

What about an "all-times" version, where you're able to cast from different periods of history at will? May help matters considerably, in this instance… ;-)

Oddly enough, that silhouette makes me think more of Thomas Sangster…