…as the girl said to the soldier.

Roger Allam? What are you doing here?

So, your neighbor's "First Nations", then?

They're out of control.

Even better if he's buried!

(Fortuna is stabbed)

DAMMIT, I AM THE ONE WHO wants the funny Bryan Cranston back. :-(

That fucking show… >:-(

Ja. Marry, in the Pit he Goes! I say, for
a Whore's Piece of satisifaction, there is nae better.

ARTOO: Which ones he wanteth down, then? Methought I
heard—
THREEPIO: No, them all! Shut them all down, Force help us!

Verily, your Han and Leia doth make 
The beast with two backs.

The conversation between the executives as they're stuck in the elevator is simply sublime… and sublimely fascinating.

It's a great book, either way… and, in my case, a phenomenal (and, mercifully, shorter than most) introduction to David Foster Wallace.

R.I.P., Mr. Kelly. Your character should've lived, not the guy with the shitty toupee. :-(

My god, man, are you the same guy who writes the Adam Sandler gimmick posts? Your spelling is atrocious…

Spell correctly, why don't you, fuckface?

No. But it has an International Cut, nearly an hour longer and widely seen as being better than the American cut.

…George?

That's twice. That's the only way to live.

Why haven't you shared that on the Eruditorum, then? :-O