This may be
The greatest Newswire post I've read. Probably ever.

Man I missed LeVar Burton
As a former avid watcher of Reading Rainbow, Donald Glover on the bathroom floor crying while singing the theme is a strong contender for funniest moment of the year.

Wait…
People still ride on trains?

Books!
Seriously, though - why are librarians so hot?

Seriously,
Is some dude's name REALLY Chord Overstreet? Is that the character, or the the actor?
Actually… I don't care.

Mean Girls was awesome, but then…
She rolled the marijiana up and smoke it like a cigarette.
And the coke, heroin, quaaludes, and meth. And elephant tranquilizer.

It wasn't Michael Moore
It was a Michael Moore look-alike.

What, no body pillow jokes yet?
That guy's a pro