Hi guys, what's going on? Oh, Comics Panel is winning an Eisner award? That's fudging metal!

Ha ha! Fudging Metal!

Doo doo doo, let's see what's new over here…HEY!
I have to admit, this is pretty fudging metal.

The Unholy Bible (King James Aversion)
The Count Dracula of Monte Cristo
Crime and Punishment and The Great Gazoo
Werewolf the Red Fern Grows
1984 In The Year 2525
Far From the Maddening Horde of Zombies
The Heart Is a Lonely Demon Hunter

My uncle loves The Police, but has hated "Mother" with an impressive 27 years of consistent vitriol.

I fear we will never again capture the lighting in the bottle that was the "when you someone eat it" phenomenon, but I do like the rhythm of "although I he is". It is a pleasing cadence. It is fudging metal.

Guys guys guys…let's not make tenuous connections between every article on this site and the unfortunate incident regarding Mr. Pierce. That's so not fudging metal.

Wishing Mr. Diamond a speedy recovery.
And I must admit, I do find the ribald humor on display here most gratifying, in spite of my sensibilities. That's fudging metal!

Hey friends! Let's try to find our common ground so we can reach a peaceful compromise. Kisses, can you try to find a word that is not as harsh as "despises" to articulate your feelings toward metal? Surely you do not truly "despise" metal. Perhaps you just do not understand the appeal, which is a legitimate response.

Yes, we need more metal reviews. Yes. Yes!