i mean jesus christ did we throw grammar out the window when we stopped using the singular 'thou' in favor of the plural 'you'? if the rules of language never changed we would never have the grammar you love so much in the first fucking place

*watches language evolve to fit the changing needs of its users*
i guess we've thrown grammar out the window
*watches first civilizations form*
i guess we've thrown chaos and barbarism out the window
*watches dinosaur evolve into bird*
i guess we've thrown walking out the window
*watches fish crawl out of the ocean*
i guess…

isn't the whole point of having binge reviews before the "real" review that the binge reviews are brief first impressions and the main reviews are longer and more in-depth? this was only 1,500 words to myles mcnutt's 2,000, and it certainly doesn't go in-depth. there wasn't even a car metaphor! totally redundant

*glances at john c mcginley staring me down in the 'coach speedman' sidebar ad* oh uh cool

steven has a shield, connie has a giant sword. god fuckin damn this show is well planned

im sorry but "one new weekly episode for the remaining three weeks" is not a "four week special event", its more of a REGULAR FUCKING RELEASE SCHEDULE

this is so confusing.
"Then had a relationship with a short, scrawny pre-hipster (lumberjack beard) and said she was turned on by the fact that despite the facial hair, he had a woman's body, minus the tits."
who are the 'she' and the 'he' in this sentence? is one on them you? is one of them the girl from the previous…

the one thing that infuriated me: mabel wishes she had a shrink ray to shrink everyone down and put them in her pocket, then ford says that would probably be impossible. YOU MEAN LIKE THE FLASHLIGHT SHRINK RAY YOU USED EARLIER IN THE DAMN EPISODE, MABEL? THAT KIND OF SHRINK RAY??

its already got breaking bad s5 beat, more than half of that was A-

ok, other than the wire s5, is this the highest rated season of tv in avclub history? the number of perfect As is getting insane

well now that you're here, maybe you can tell us all what on earth this tapped out storyline has to do with caitlyn jenner. do you just assume anything related to gender identity is actually about her

jake sword? wait hold up wtf happened to finn sword? and grass arm, for that matter??

the barlow brothers idea is fantastic, but may i also suggest a more modern story where jake johnson and schoolboy q play biracial twins

is that maria thayer?

cool

jake jr dammit

did it bother anyone else how they just recycled matt jones's boom boom mountain voice for king huge?

I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE THIS IS NEW https://www.youtube.com/wat…

i just realized harris wittels originally coined 'hot saucerman'. fuck

aphex twin is most certainly not a band, sir or madam