"Bud is getting SO. FAT. You should talk to him. He's gonna have a heart attack. Plus he's FAT."

Well, the bad news is, I just didn't have time to see AMOUR this week. Definitely next week, now that Lassid Police got me a gift certificate to the Film Forum. The good news is, this week I got my very first paid writing gig. My editor at the site I'm interning for submitted my name for this new blog that's owned by…

Well, the bad news is, I just didn't have time to see AMOUR this week. Definitely next week, now that Lassid Police got me a gift certificate to the Film Forum. The good news is, this week I got my very first paid writing gig. My editor at the site I'm interning for submitted my name for this new blog that's owned by…

I've seen the trailer for this garbage multiple times a day for the past two or three months at work, so by this point I thought Nabin was too easy on him, if anything.

I've seen the trailer for this garbage multiple times a day for the past two or three months at work, so by this point I thought Nabin was too easy on him, if anything.

Oh man, one time a few years back, I was home from college for Christmas break, and I was watching the second movie on TV. My dad walks through the room during the shot of Kevin on the observation deck of the World Trade Center, and just goes, "Oh wow. 9/11. So sad." And leaves the room. Kind of killed the vibe just a…

Oh man, one time a few years back, I was home from college for Christmas break, and I was watching the second movie on TV. My dad walks through the room during the shot of Kevin on the observation deck of the World Trade Center, and just goes, "Oh wow. 9/11. So sad." And leaves the room. Kind of killed the vibe just a…

He works for Robert Loggia's toy company, DUH.

He works for Robert Loggia's toy company, DUH.

My favorite scene in the first film is Kevin brandishing a shotgun at the Wet Bandits and growling, "Welcome to Scotland!"

My favorite scene in the first film is Kevin brandishing a shotgun at the Wet Bandits and growling, "Welcome to Scotland!"

You must be a gas to talk to at parties.

You must be a gas to talk to at parties.

You mean the one with Scarlett Johanson? Erm, uh, I mean…what?

You mean the one with Scarlett Johanson? Erm, uh, I mean…what?

I'm quite partial to yelling, "SUCK BRICK, KID!!!!" whenever possible.

I'm quite partial to yelling, "SUCK BRICK, KID!!!!" whenever possible.

He went and got his fuckin' shinebox.

He went and got his fuckin' shinebox.

Hahaha! NOBODY ever says Italy!