REM weren't knockoffs of anybody, though the term "Byrds-y jangle" was used to describe them in the early days. Also, I saw them at a keg party in Athens in January 1981, and thought it was cool that they played covers of Gang of Four, Television, and Van Morrison—I think. I was hammered.

Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs.

"Doesn't anyone care about truth anymore? I guess that's what songs are for"

An erection is a flagpole on your grave, Sir!

Waffle House >Cracker Barrel>IHOP>Denny's