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My favorite Paula Deen video, just wanted to share it with yous guys

All I want to know is… can I get a nude Tayne?

My grandma got hit by a car while walking along a crosswalk to send out some mail. the driver was a young woman who was on her phone while driving. my grandma died the next day in her mid-70s, when she easily could have lived until 90. the woman didn't even get her license suspended. fuck people who hit old people

Jealous!

just google "(anything you want to download) rar" - there are still plenty of other file hosting sites (mediafire is my favorite, no ads or waiting)

Yea it's not really a specific sound, but when I hear Indie rock I think bands like Pavement, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, and Dinosaur Jr.

How the fuck are Fleet Foxes and (especially) Joanna Newsom considered indie rock? Both of them are rooted much more in folk than anything else. Also, I can't wait to watch this

I know, it's like she willingly made her face all fucked up

She did look a lot prettier before:

Just an interesting factoid.. Vetiver has covered Loudon Wainwright III's "Swimming Song" and Fleetwood Mac's "Save Me a Place" (that's on Tusk). I like all of these artists very much, and so I figured you (people who wrote this article) might as well

All you need to do is find someone with HBO GO and share their account. I'm lucky enough that my brother's girlfriend's dad is a cool dude

I gave this episode an A because the ending with Taco in the Mr. McGibblets costume had me dying of laughter. and, "my pen exploded in my vag" is one of the funniest auto-corrects I've ever heard

Hey you take that back! Jimmy Fallon was actually funny

It's very weird to be born in 1990, I can still remember that my childhood didn't rely on massive amounts of TV, videogames, or internet, but I doubt people much younger than me will be able to say the same

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I spent a good half hour reading through the Facebook page earlier, and holy shit! I find it scary that we have so many racist as FUCK older white conservatives who think we live in a Christian theocracy. their logic is awful too, like I read a lot of comments that thought the actions in oppressive Islamic theocracies

cloying is such a perfect word for those moments

… 2 of the 3 plots tonight were directly related to fantasy football. Ruxin joins the cult to get good fantasy advice, and Jenny faked the tattoo so she could get Andre to trade her Rashard Mendenhall and LeSean McCoy out of guilt. The jokes in general are not as weighted in football, which will probably make this

If you haven't watched The League yet, you need to. He steals every scene he's in

Her daughter is an idiot! Her daughter is an idiot! Her daughter is an idiot!