I wish we had a Lil John gimmick poster whose sole purpose would be to respond to every Tarkovskys Former AD post with a "WHAT!", a "YEAH!" or an "OKAY!"

The (well-deserved) terseness of this response made me laugh.

The (well-deserved) terseness of this response made me laugh.

Edward Norton playing basketball in American History X is one of the funniest examples of this. Somewhere there's a five hour blooper reel of him fucking up every single painfully uncoordinated behind-the-back pass. Also, lots of double dribbling.

Edward Norton playing basketball in American History X is one of the funniest examples of this. Somewhere there's a five hour blooper reel of him fucking up every single painfully uncoordinated behind-the-back pass. Also, lots of double dribbling.

I would prefer not to.

I would prefer not to.

Oh, and this one year I went as a set-up.

Oh, and this one year I went as a set-up.

The next year I went as Luke Walton and everyone said "who?" I said "yeah, exactly!"

The next year I went as Luke Walton and everyone said "who?" I said "yeah, exactly!"

One time I went as an existentialist and everyone thought "why?"

One time I went as an existentialist and everyone thought "why?"

Okay so this is why I don't have the option of flagging posts. All this while I thought I was the only one and that there was something wrong with my browser.

Okay so this is why I don't have the option of flagging posts. All this while I thought I was the only one and that there was something wrong with my browser.

Good thing Carolla didn't say women are terrible at writing accurate headlines. Of course if he did say that, and he's proven to be moronic enough to do so, the AV Club headline would be "Adam Carolla doesn't think women can write" and we'd have about 50 comments that have the cadence of a joke about how Carolla…

Good thing Carolla didn't say women are terrible at writing accurate headlines. Of course if he did say that, and he's proven to be moronic enough to do so, the AV Club headline would be "Adam Carolla doesn't think women can write" and we'd have about 50 comments that have the cadence of a joke about how Carolla…

I hated it because Tom became even more annoying, it wasn't funny, they had zero chemistry (the best Tom and Ann are in a relationship scene didn't even have Tom in it) and every minute spent on them brought an otherwise breezy show to a screeching halt. 31 minutes of mediocrity in a season wouldn't mean much on most…

I hated it because Tom became even more annoying, it wasn't funny, they had zero chemistry (the best Tom and Ann are in a relationship scene didn't even have Tom in it) and every minute spent on them brought an otherwise breezy show to a screeching halt. 31 minutes of mediocrity in a season wouldn't mean much on most…

Parks has a cynical view of politics as well - nowhere near as cynical as Veep, but cynical nevertheless. It's just much more optimistic and feel-good about its primary characters (I was gonna say it's much more optimistic about people in general, but then I remembered the town hall meetings).