The paramedics are surprisingly brave. It's sad/funny when they get blowed up or nailed by a car. In the game.

As Tom Lennon would say, "Let's get some fresh eyes on this."

He looks like a former child star.

Drew Barrymore would like this.

It's 845 and I'm only getting the trailer. Are they actually starting it a 9? That would be amazing.

You both sound mean.

My favorite thing was picking up puny humans, deciding not to throw them, and putting them back down with a pat on the head.

Unrealistic. WON'T SEE.

Next up up, Vox. Then we get back our sweet VanDerWerff. I kid!

Toss up between Argo in Shadow of the Colossus (revealed later not to be dead, but that the time, it seemed pretty final) and the old woman in the overturned satellite dish in Fallout 3, who I killed after stealing her stimpacks and ammo. Her dog attacked me too, so…

Oh shit. You're right. My comprehensive reading score just went down a few points. Aw, and I got a bit emotional just now.

Velvet is fantastic and feels different from anything else currently out. The stakes feel real and the cold war spy game is a great setting. East of West and Lazarus are also both terrific.

I'm not sure how I feel about it, honestly. There was a satisfying sense of finality page to page, but overall it felt a bit anticlimactic. And the VAGUE SPOILER big death felt needless and manipulative. Maybe I'm just sad it's over.

Big Trouble in Little China #13 is the beginning of a new, and seemingly uninteresting storyline. SPOILERS Jack is out Weird Chinese Hell and out of 1986. Now in 2015 he returns to do…something. The issue is mainly a set up for the new villains who appear to be a gang of 80s stereotypes working for a BTiLC fanboy. …

Are you a professional film or television actor?

I'm also less than excited, but it makes perfect sense to focus on Joker and Harley, as they are the only ones with a pre-packaged emotional arc that naturally lends itself to a story.

They really seem to ratchet up the drama from the book, which makes sense for TV. Perhaps that will make the reveal that SPOILERS the aliens pretty much are benevolent hit harder.

But whither Nathan For You?

Actually, it should be One Brother. Because each brother has one brother.

I haven't really been on board with this gimmick, but that was pretty great.