Didn't know that. I tend to let SD accumulate on the DVR. Either way, PPV time, space, and build would be great for those two.

"I got two college degrees, how many you got?"
- Titus to JBL
"Your college didn't have Ivy on the walls, though, did it?"
- JBL
"No, but I got an undergrad AND masters on my wall. Do you?"
- SICK retort

Now that Owens is on the main roster, I'm stoked to see some of the pairings they could come up with, such as:

There's also a quick reference to it on the men's room wall in the Homicide dept that Landsman enjoys a quick laugh at.

I met Paul F. at the Kansas City Improv Fest and had him sign my copy of The War of the Worlds. He signed it, "Piss up a rope, Verne. Cordially, HG Wells" and then signed his name.

Gary Oldman's monologue about Beethoven and Mozart in Leon the Professional?

Can we get some love for the Dead Authors Podcast?

No, good sir; I'm on the level!

I actually think the climax of the sex tape was Marshall's face.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

I literally have the same bet with a friend of mine. I'm on Lily's side. It's like my friend Jacob was saying, "Hey, in two years I'll have $100 too many…do you want them?"

I was hoping for a fake porno a la "Archisexture" when Barney started the tape.

I was just in LA at the end of January and got in trouble with Fox Plaza security for taking pictures on the property. I explained that my friend and I were huge fans (our group has a huge day after Thanksgiving party centered around Die Hard) and needed a pick-me-up after Billy Cundiff's missed field goal.

How are we all forgetting Hulk Hogan in the greatest sci fi epic of our generation?

After pestering the Tivoli in Westport for a month about when they were getting The Wrestler, the Cinemark on the Plaza (Kansas City folks hear me?) heard my prayers and rewarded me with Mickey Rourke in tights for the low low price of $4.

Keith, do you mean that in a "new parking space" kind of way or a "Facebook News Feed" kind of way?

I agree, to an extent. Sure, back when I bought physical CD's I'd trade them in at used record stores the minute I had ripped them into iTunes.

Garth Brooks did about 5 encores when I saw him at the Sprint Center back in November.

Lest we forget Newsies.

Will I be pretty? Will I be smart? Here's what she said to me: