Keil und Kessel.

You have provoked the wrath of Crom.  

Hey, O'Neill!!!

A point blank shot to the brain stem.

If we could only feed the cast of 30 Rock to starving African children…or to the genetically engineered mutant zombie piranhas that guard Oprah's school in South Africa…

Perhaps the difficulties you're experiencing are being caused by you're being a big fan of 30 Rock.

And Vietnam was on every single one of them.  And that stuff could make even 30 Rock look funny.

No.  "Man Sized Tissues" is, just like everything else in Britain, a euphemism for buggery.

Hey, O'Neill!!!

I'm definitely going to see "Contagion" when it comes out, if only to watch GooP perish from the swinebird flu.  Hell…maybe that Jameson Bourne dude will get it too.

The Stasi were kind of like the opera bouffa version of the Nazis. Their uniforms weren't nearly as flashy, though.

When you can tell that the blood is corn syrup and Hawaiian Punch, the shedding of said blood is distinctly lacking in cathartic effect.

Yeah, Chet…you'll probably be saying "Damn, Man" every time you try to urinate from now on.

"Tis a pity that his "Gangsta Rap Persona Camp…Bitch" never really got off the ground.

So, your horse is always either in rehab, prison, court, or some abomination of a movie, Burl?

Remember…
…the North Koreans worship her as a goddess.

Isn't she under some sort of court order to pay for her dad's celebrity rehab? And aren't civil actions the only way she can make money anymore? It's not like her porn career ever got off the ground.