My grandpa had some American Bricks (both the wood type and the plastic) that I played with when I visited him. They didn't lock together nearly as well as Lego, but they were good for making walls which were then smashed by my Hot Wheels.

Craft Corner Deathmatch! On the Style network (I think), where it didn't fit with any of the other programming at all. Contestants had 30 minutes to make the best crafts based on a topic and with limited suppplies. Hosted by a pre-"Daily Show" Jason Jones going way over the top, random judges like Eartha Kitt, and…

But don't a lot of crappy kids' movies follow the same "hero's journey" template?

Dude, the Magic Marker goes on the INSIDE of the bag, not the outside.

Sing along, everyone!

"One more Minute" or "Everything you know is wrong" have always been my faves.

Dude, "Duck Dynasty" has had clips on "The Soup" several times, and the "Duck Dynasty" guys even appeared a few episodes ago.

Dude, "Duck Dynasty" has had clips on "The Soup" several times, and the "Duck Dynasty" guys even appeared a few episodes ago.

Forget Star Wars, I'm eagerly awaiting the Willow reboot!

Forget Star Wars, I'm eagerly awaiting the Willow reboot!

Nope.  Twiki was voice by Mel Blanc.