aPparently America does not care about if michael Swift and Julia start a relationship! Or if Karen will still gdate Jimmy swhen hes in prison! Or Tom and that actor dude! Why cant you people understand that Katherine McPhee is a STARRRRRRRRR/ Without sXmash shell be snatched up by CBS, just like Robin Williams what…

fuckyou aAmerica! 2 busy watching arrrested Development to watch Smash, right? Well at least iI have bodka even if I dont get more Smash. vodka never not watched my shows! vodka is a friend to all! What? werent there enough serial killers in Smash? Ishould have made them singing police officers. Smash finale! SMASH!…

Will one of my new shows be a hit?  …Boston accent.

I have to do what EntExCompu-Bot 5000 tells me to do!!!!!!!! I'll be in my office… crying!

WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DOES AMERICA HATE EVERYTHING GOOD AND WONDERFUL?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THERE IS NO JOY LEFT IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS MISERAY AN D PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were in my office last night?

Coming this fall to NBC: The Morning After Headache! One morning four friends wake up after having blacked out drunk the night before. They have to somehow put together the mystery of what happened all while hiding their crystal meth business from the DEA. Also its the '60s. Staring Katherine McPhee, Matthew Perry,…

Wow, I keep finding out crazy things I did last night when I was drunk. This is just like that movie about the guys that wake up hungover. I don't remember its name. But it gave me a great idea for a broad comedy with a lot of audience appeal. I think I'll put it Tuesdays, after The Voice.

Hey guys!

Les Moonves threw a party last night, and I wasn't invited! I had to stay home with Mark Pedowitz like a total loser! And then they prank called me! They kept asking me to name both my hits! And when I woke up this morning, I found my house covered in toilet paper and "SMASH SUCKS!" written in toothpaste on my window!

No, it was because you had taken the last cookie off the snack table! THOSE COOKIES WERE FOR EVERYONE!

Coming this fall to NBC, six neighbors living together in an apartment building hangout together and generally have a good time. But can their companionship survivor the rigors of dating each other? That's the question of NBC's new sitcom Companions! Watch it live on NBC, Tuesdays after The Voice.

In the 8th grade they made a pact that if they were single, and 40 they'd get married. And now they are going through with it. One's a single father who works for the CIA, the other's a serial killer… can they survive the zombie apocalypse without getting a divorce? Coming this fall to NBC, it's Makin' It Work!…

Coming this fall to NBC: A Box Full of Puppies! Who knows what adorable adventures the cuddly puppies in this box are going to get into! Staring Scraps, Bandit, Fluffy, Snowball, Mittens and Hank! Premiering Tuesdays after The Voice.

WHY DOES AMERICA HATE SMASH??????

Coming this fall to NBC, Strippers vs. Llamas: The Ultimate Boxing Showdown, Tuesdays after The Voice!

I'm not comming out of my office until Todd VanDerWerff comes to talk to me about how to get America to watch SMASH!

Why does America not want to watch SMASH? Why?

On a scale of infinity to double infinity, how excited are you for TV's best show, SMASH, to be returning!

I am really jazzed about this transition. I kept telling Emily Spivey that her show was too narrow and too niche, and to make it more broad. That's why, in addition to making it multi-camera, we're going to introduce Chris's Dungans and Dragons club! Reagan is certainly not going to get along with those three nerds!…