We like to think of Monroe as the town that Ohio didn't want. It's our special town.

True Neil Diamond story: I had long heard the rumor that Neil demanded that service-industry staff in his service should avert their eyes when in his presence. Always wrote it off as myth-making—until the summer I worked in the kitchen of a fancy-pants hotel here in MI. Sure enough, our manager informed us that Mr.…

I hate this Hatesong

You need to let the Krakowski Native American thing go. It's not that big a deal. It's obviously intended to be outrageous, preposterously unrealistic casting.

An album from a Butler that doesn't cede sonic territory to Regine's annoying atonal pipes? In.

I can't even THINK about "Jurassic Bark" without getting emotional, let alone watch it again.

This sounds even better/worse than Dead Snow

Haven't seen this in years. Remember really liking it—and the last scene being pretty devastating.

If I want homoerotic tension between a war prisoner and his captor, depicted by mincing pop stars, I'll just re-watch "Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence." Or a "Hogan's Heroes" rerun.

Because I enjoy taking issue with things, I'm going to take issue with the sarcastic quotes characterizing Big Fish's "heartwarming" qualities (quotes used here unsarcastically). I just watched it again last night, and it's still a great film.

I guess Bad Company's thinly veiled metaphor for for badass rock'n'roll outlawness cast as a six-shootin' Wild West tale of outlaws, the pithily titled "Bad Company," doesn't count.

This film had me at, "the first time I tasted semen."

"On The Run was my favorite movie of 2014."

Oh. Surprise. Wye Oak made the list.

Every other blues guitarist pales in comparison to Johnny. Too soon?

Hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister (and her children). Prepare to die.

It would have to be a Big Kahuna burger for me.

This film is a stand-in for a far better movie.

It would be if you could spell "Def Leppard" correctly.

The Tyranny of Bachelor #2; or, the Last Remains of Hearty Oaks.