The Punani Express!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Heard they'd do anything for a klondike. Well I'd do anything for a blonde-dike."

Cavemen
are only tolerable in movies like Quest for Fire where they surprise sodomize cavewomen that are bending over. Now that's what I call entertainment.

For the Record
A Scanner Darkly was NOT a successful adaptation. The movie was bad, and the only thing worse than using Winona Ryder and Keanu Reaves was that awful Linklater animation.

GOD DAMN IT! Apparently some shitty production company got ahold of it just this year. Argh. AIA productions. Check it out. And weep.

The Last Man
Mary Shelley's "The Last Man" was an awesome read, despite some flaws. It is the first post-apocalyptic novel, and has all the hallmarks of what could be a kick-ass film: Throne usurpation, unrequited love, betrayal, gory plague, intense isolation.

The Donkey
will clearly be the one responsible for mass genocide. I have some important questions, though: will this shirt be a polo, a t-shirt with some of those bullshit ironic sayings, something frayed and form-fitting from A&F, etc.