Ava's Boobs are having a Michael-Jordan-In-His-Prime-MVP type of season.

I love that Seabass goes into a very lengthy description of the benefits of just saying what you know, and recalling a week-long torture session - the classic henchman setup - and Choo Choo ruins it by killing him with one punch. The story lasted longer than the "torture".

Mystery, Alaska!

I, for one, have no problem with Annie Thorisdottir and her 35-pack abs.

Remember, 80% of all accidents happen at the bar.

The Gang Buys A Boat has forever changed the way I look at the flailing inflatable tube men, so it will always be a favorite.

Frank may deliver the all time greatest "Ho-leee shit". Even when it's telegraphed, it's still fantastic.

You deserve a reward…

Oh, what a glorious scene that would be.

Look, Eazy's dead, so he has an excuse…but why the fuck do they keep leaving MC Ren out of all of this press? He was a better emcee than Eazy or Dre.

Your scenario is far more likely, but I can dream…

Somewhere, I imagine a scene of someone showing this to Trent Reznor, and he hangs his head, but the briefest of chuckles escapes, acknowledging that it kind of works.

Richard Jeni had a great bit on Christopher Cross. I can't hear "Sailing" without the visual of Jeni ever again.
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Yeah, so what the fuck is Kanye complaining about?

I don't know, but I just gained a little more respect for American Dad.

Why would he? Even his biological didn't bother.

So, was this the Good Day that Ice Cube was talking about?

Aaron A. Aaronson?

Goddammit. Oh well, I still like dropping it into a conversation just to see who snickers.

Is it black? Or Slightly Darker Black?