While I agree the story would be treated a bit different based on race, I'm not sure I buy your critique.

The A.V. Club

And he lets you whomp him with his hat.

2 R2 2 D2 2 Furious

No one ever remembers Silver King

Everything's zen, man.

When I toured George Washington University in DC, the guide told the anecdote that Baldwin, who originally started at GW but then transferred to NYU, did so because he lost the election for student body president.

Her?

Go Banana!

DR. JOYCE BROTHERS OR GTFO.

As I'm reading this "Jump in the Line" just came on the office radio. Freaky.

New England Winonatriots 34 - Atlanta Falcons 28

Go banana!

Dany's ancesteral home and birthplace.

Well, isn't it they made it legal to be a prostitute, but solicitation of a prostitute is still illegal (basically shifting criminality from the provider to the john)

You've not been to Alberta, the home of Ted Cruz.

I call Jack Daniels; "Cooking whiskey"

Paul Ryan is Tobias, without doubt.

I was once driving on North on 1-29 between KC and St. Joe's and passed someone carrying a full-sized cross. I made a terrible joke "Jesus died on Calvary, not in Calgary." Knowing fully that I-29 goes to border closest to Winnipeg.

It could be both.