Um, have you seen The Cleveland Browns? If they've actually been trying, rather than trying for laughs…well, ouch.

Just no fucking shootout. Please.

A 4-2 final score is up there with a "Fair Catch Kick" as things I want to see in the NFL.

He should go to the Abba Museum. Actually everyone should go to the Abba Museum.

Random aside, but whenever I come across a player in any sport with the last name "Green", if that player makes a big play, I will shout " PLAYER GREEN IS PEOPLE."

When King was living in Boston after his kids moved out, I was on a few flights with him out of Logan and sat next to him once. Pretty pleasant guy in person. The only thing that grates is just comes off as an out of touch old white dude.

Don't forget Pun threads and Simpsons reference threads.

Teti wears better shirts?

Who cares about the team! IS THE CHEESE AGED PROPERLY. THAT'S THE REAL QUESTION IN WISCONSIN

Now I have "Dance Me to the End of Love" stuck in my head. Rest in Peace Leonard Cohen.

Wine'em Dine'em 69'em

Caramelize those onions for special occasions, like Tuesdays.

Toast? Hey B&T Commentors, we got a real Fat Cat over here!

What a croque…monsieur.

Maybe he's chasing the Russian?

This is also an apt description of The Cleveland Browns.

I was gonna go with "descriptor for poop when talking to your doctor or other licensed medical professional"

That Browns stiletto… I…uh…um…wow?

That's not really too much different from today.

That's why he should stand out. When a football playing man from a New England college makes it, I do a double take, like when I see an American playing in the EPL or Bundesliga