This comment now has me watching Feist's Sesame Street version of "1,2,3,4".

Well, Bruce really isn't known for his hole digging abilities.

I can't find an image, but when NBC gets questioned about diversity, Jack has Dot Com Productions, which Tracy says is "Tracy Jordan spelled backwards" (Nice joke on Oprah) make a pilot. At the end of the pilot, which I think was the ending credits scene, they show the Dot Com Productions trademark screen. The word…

When I first watched 30 Rock, I was powering through Frasier. Obviously Frasier was brilliant to never have us see Maris (who would have been impossible to cast based on how ridiculous her description was) but Phoebe kind of reminded me of a Maris-type.

Whenever I'm in NYC and have free time, I got to the Met and get irrationally excited when I see a work of art from Don't Eat the Pictures! A Vermeer. Sweet. OH MY GOD BIG BIRD LOOKED INTO THAT SARCOPHAGUS! HOLY DAMN! I'm 35

Thanks, Obamacare.

So obviously this doesn't include the cost of therapy for Roz and Susie Derkins.

I once drove to Nebraska for the sole purpose of listening to the Nebraska album while in Nebraska.

You should give hockey a try. Instead of 11 minutes of action in 60 minutes of game time, you get 60 minutes of action in 60 minutes of game time.

According to U2 gigs.com, Mofo got some snippet love on 360. I was at the Foxboro show, and I think Bono threw in the "Mother, Mother, am I still your son?" line at some point.

I'm surprised no one has pointed out unedited naked Adam Clayton on the cover of Achtung Baby as their favorite Adam. He plays the biggest instrument in the band for a reason.

In 2005, I was on the front rail of one of their shows. Larry stood in front of me playing a single drum on a ramp for one of the songs. You could tell he had some botox back then. Foreheads should not be that smooth.

But you aren't David Simon. Unless you are. Then Hi!

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Captain Jack not only gets you by, tonight. He also takes you to a special island.

I don't think the line from I'm on Fire is too out there. Sharper implements are less painful and more precise. (Compare cutting an onion with a sharp knife vs. a butter knife.) Since the song is trying to communicate pain, I'd think a dull edged knife carving a six in valley in the middle of a skull would be rather…

I was in a Doctor's office waiting room yesterday and The View was on. Jason Biggs was replacing Sherri Sheppard. He spent the first few minutes apologizing for something he did, but Whoopi wouldnt let anyone say what he did. I didn't care enough to look up what he did, so I'm just assuming he was apologizing for all…

"Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame."

As a long time Sean Bean mark, I was always hoping for this to happen.

Is impotence a wound? Asking for a friend.