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Once in awhile I see people here with comments about the pointlessness of the storyline involving Marie and her kleptomania.  While I agree that it detracts from the rest of the action, I keep thinking that there must be some reason for the writers to put this into the show.  So far, the only thing I've been able to

I don't get why Gus would have Tyrus lie to Walt and say they were being sent back to Honduras if the purpose was to send a message and to put Walt in his place. If anything, I would think they would be more likely to lie and say that he just got three innocent women killed so he wouldn't pull more shit like that in

Walt's drunken "genius" rambling…
…made me think of Homer Simpson in the episode where he's "Mr. X" on the internet, spreading juicy gossip about everyone in Springfield.

semeningly

I've mainly been lusting for Jordan ever since her audition, though I agree that her face is a bit weird (maybe her chin/jaw?). But who the hell am I to complain? I think now I'll have to focus on the other women after reading through these comments. (And after Jordan was saying how she still sleeps with stuffed

Just saw this last night…
…and it was pretty much exactly what I expected. The non-fighting parts really dragged, I thought.

NCAA basketball spoiler alert!
For those of you still planning to watch the men's championship game, I won't reveal the outcome. But if you are from/have ties to East Lansing, save yourself the pain and don't watch! Also, I hope you haven't turned on your television or radio, or glanced at the front page of any

I always liked the television screen bit…
…with the lips moving, and someone doing an impression of some politician or celebrity or whatever (mostly Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, etc…). But my favorite one was when they had Dr. Phil asking Conan why he made Matt Damon leave,

I know why he went the messiah route…
…it's 'cause he cut his trigger finger when he was punching all of the cabinets and everything.

Damn!
I remember seeing "Bitter Moon" when it was first in the theater, but I didn't associate it with Kurt Cobain until now. I guess I had the two completely separate in my memory, but it does all add up now that I think about it.

Not too long ago…
…Ol' Mr. Cool-sack came on Daily Kos to promote War, Inc. Some people were totally star-struck in the comment section of JC's "diary", while others were far less polite to what they saw as shameless promotion of a crappy movie.

just as long as you don't worship Adolf Hitler or anything along those lines!

if you're a skinhead, you should really try seeking professional help ASAP or else just do the world a favor and off yourself (unless you're a non-racist skinhead, in which case you may just want to consider sterilization).

This probably isn't the place for this…
…but I just happened to see on the news at the same time I was reading this Silver Jews review that some shit-sucking Neo-Nazis were out at the Plaza Frontenac here in St. Louis protesting the annual Jewish film festival! The only "silver" (heh) lining is that there was also a

…I saw them not too long back and I thought they were pretty good. I'll admit that a fairly large part of the excitement I felt was seeing Cassie's legs up close (I'm sorry, she's just beautiful—way to go Mr. Berman!), but still, it was a really fun night!

While I wouldn't say it's a good painting…
…I doubt that I could do better (though I don't claim to be a painter).

I kind of wanted to hate it…
but that preview actually looks pretty funny to me. Come to think of it, I want to see Dewey Cox sometime, so maybe I'm just a sucker for this type of cheap, low-brow humor.

well, as long as we're gettin' crazy with the cheese whiz here, you could have gone with the name "noam chopsticks" for a nice chomsky pun!

…say, if Jeebus was judging a contest to declare someone the world's biggest dump-taker!

at least you didn't get called a douchebaggity hippo-twat or something ; )