The Real Real Shitty Cancun

Yes, that ad, product, and write-up are plenty stupid. But then most catalogue descriptions are humorously overwritten, and clothing model poses ridiculous. As to the to the product content, the internet and hipster clothing stores are flooded with lame humor / ironic t-shirts, it's as ubiquitous there as on trucker…

Don't palm your face, Not Jackie Chan, go ahead and slap it for assuming I said they were ripping on Betty White when I said no such thing. I said they were "being sarcastic about," White, implying also - but perhaps not spelling it out to the degree that everyone understood my intention - that yes, they were…

SNARK, SNARK, SNARK
Honestly, I really wish AVC could cut down on the near-constant sarcasm that is starting to make me think what you guys really want is to revive SPY Magazine in internet form. Especially when you are being sarcastic about a celebrity who is perfectly likable and far more deserving of an anomalous…

That clip link above is a perfect illustration of my point, btw. Poehler is great despite a weak script, and the other two are amateurishly weak - without resorting to their high school drama club emoting, they've got nothing.

I was trying to think of those other two Alexing, yes, they were even worse as UCB could occasionally score. But I really thought the writing was shallow and unfocused (why create the great premise of a government shadow organization if you never do - or say - anything with it?) and those two male cast members were…

…same goes for Wacky Packages.

Actually I love good comedy, and consider 4 or 5 of TV's sketch shows among my top favorite shows of all time. But those definitely do not include UCB, Human Giant, or The Whitest Kids You Know. Those are all horrible sketch shows. Granted, UCB has more good moments than the others, but overall it's lame.

Between him and Kyle Gass, that's a lot of fat, dead comic weight on the screen. The only thing notable about Upchuck Citizen's Brigade was Amy Poehler.

Yeah, I guess Garofalo's too old. To the person who says she only plays Garofalo, I think what you mean is she's only been cast in Garofalo type roles. On the Ben Stiller Show she nailed an impressive range of impressions, so I'm sure she could do a lot more than the great minds of studio heads are capable of…

This script was done as "Primary Colors," and I'd bet dollars to dimes the Sorkin script or direction won't be half as good. And that was about Bill fucking Clinton (unofficially.) That's like following a project about Elvis with one on Ricky Nelson.

How about Janeane Garofalo? I'm not saying she's ugly (and yes, Joplin pretty much is.) I think she's attractive, but I bet she could capture the grit and the vulnerability really well. I always thought she was underused for serious dramatic roles; in many films she acts her costars practically off the screen.

Edith was a victim of attempted rape, but the perp (played I believe by David Dukes) got fresh-from-the over cake layer in the face. Crafty defense move for a "dingbat!"

I'd like you to meet our screenwriters, Douche, and Bag.

He was also terrific in First Born in which he terrorized Teri Garr's son. Great bad guy.

No need, I'm impressed you already know exacltly how this unusual undertaking is going to turn out. So you've seen a rough cut, then? Details, please!?!?

Hedwig And The Angry Inch? Assassins? Tommy & Quadrophenia? Sweeny Todd?

I've never seen this guy before and don't know what any of tuis is about.

Would that make it and omlette du homage?

"And there's the fact that each and every character on the show is a collection of tics and weird behaviors more than an actual person."