Yeah, this is like those "news stories" about twitter people's reaction to something, and then they highlight like 7 comments from nobodies out of 100 million users.

I guess I appreciate that he arranged a jazzy, James-Bond-theme-ish version rather than just a straight transcription. But it still sounds awful.

Funniest Hatesong yet. And the best-articulated, which is astounding considering the source (Howard's brain).

From the actual film: "You're gonna see some serious shit."

The dad did give her the ability to eat food sometime after season 1. And they started dressing her in normal clothes. But yeah I don't think she was ever on a humanization path like Data or Pinocchio.

I know it's a Wes Craven memorial, but shouldn't Kevin Williamson get more than a handwave for his role in writing the film? I feel like Scream was the first time that "meta" became a thing in the collective pop culture consciousness. First time I became aware of "meta" anyway.

I say combat the panic by drinking more. Seriously, in some games you can relieve the jitters with a beer or two.

I hate this song because it will pop into my brain frequently at random moments and then give me anxiety about the fact that it won't leave my brain. Like…"what if the rest of my life is just backed by the same 30 note melody repeated endlessly?"

9/10ths of all Quentin Tarantino movies are talk, talk, talk. Although I agree that in this one the conversations kinda drag on without tension. In his better films, the dialogue scenes are filled with suspense or dramatic tension or thematic purpose.

The ol' screen door on the submarine.

I like the Robbie Fulks song "Fountains of Wayne Hotline" - describes a hotline that helps stuck songwriters write a catchy power pop hit.

Death to Smoochy is criminally underrated. And at least that was a dark comedy that actually stayed dark.

Pickled serrano peppers. The pickling makes them a less spicy than fresh serrano.

Malachite totally reminded me of Envy's monster form from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Trying to be "cool parents" for…5 year olds? That seems foolhardy. 5-year-olds aren't even concerned with coolness yet. Did the kids grab a cake pop and say "Oh, I saw these on pinterest, they're so trendy!"?

That's a long-standing tradition of many suburbs and neighborhoods. Parks with no basketball rims to keep the blacks from showing up.

I like my cops in Lt. Dangle hotpants.

Agree on mouse & keyboard. Also, I'd have started him off on an older game with simpler mechanics. L4D 1? Painkiller?

I do hate this song. Especially the quavery-voice the adult singer uses. I change the radio station every time it comes on (which is a lot). But it's not a *song*, proper. It's a commercial jingle. And thus, another lame hatesong entry.

And also, this isn't required material for a class, so it doesn't have to be as intellectually weighty. It's intended to like, open up students to new perspectives and pop their bubbles. The thing the protesting students are averse to.