I see the loave but where are the fishes?

Quite a spread.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

More like pepper jack booted thugs.

Someone is getting a phone call from Michele Bachmann.

Ladies… the party is in here.

OK Alex, I'll take Prince for $200.

…or something.

That may redefine evil.

You betray your youth with that comment.

Ease up, TheOverlyDramaticTruth recently discovered he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Wait… the diaper is covered in cold sores?

Nobody's really looking for another hard-leg in prison.

… for an indefinite amount of time.

It's pretty hard to tell with Chandler what constitutes a happy ending.

I'd call M*A*S*H a bittersweet ending, Hawkeye and Duke get to go home but there is a pervading sense of loss and separation.

Moby Dick's ending is based on an actual historical event.
I can't remember the book (circa 90's) but I remember my ex reading it.
I think there was even an element of canibalism prior to their ultimnmate rescue.

I've tried to Launch Moby Dick at least twice and couldn't follow through, but I'd never blame Melville.

Binky, Binky, Binky!
You need to preach that.

I'm on board with "Catcher in the Rye".
Read it as a teen and thought it was sad.
I re-read it after I got out of the Army and found parts of LOL hilarious.