It's not all that egregious (yeah except for the whole central premise) and may be worth watching for the comments of the offended co-contestant's mother.

Yup

Hold on, Americans hating on the French has nothing to do with military endeavors,

Mr. R. Fink is waxing all Hunter S. Thompson on us.

What exactly happened to Stalone's face?

To all females (but especially females in crappy TV shows):

That was tasty

Rumpleforeskin?
I haven't seen that since the last time I picked up the National Lumpenis.

Did your girlfriend give you that moniker?

Possibly Flaubert, possibly.

Look out for snakes!

Don't burn your TV.

Extremely wrong.

We?

I remember liking "A Shot In the Dark" (when I was a kid), "Breakfast At Tiffany's" is a guilty pleasure, but how is a guy who pimps his wife not a hack (see S.O.B.)?

A restraining order would be a badge of honor if country laments had anything to do with reality.

I like classic country (country that has a twang, talks about D-I-V-O-R-C-E and is not whites-only-ethnically cleansed-rock n' roll (i.e. modern country)) and yet I don't mind this song.

Even west-river only has a good corner

In four words:
It's a gangsta thang

I heard ancient-crippled-Butkis beat Cutler up and put him on a bus.