Wow "lickspittles", dusting off the thesaurus today.
Seriously, nice to see "lickspittle" dragged out into the sunshine.

Or maybe Dorothy Parker and Robert Benchly, but yeah.

Providing said freshmen was a successful stock broker who'd already written a best seller that went through seven editions, and all that made him angsty,

Obviously, the part where the Raptor Rehabilitation C

Preferably by a thong.

Legally he would be a man who trespasses on the c*nts of others with the intent to commit a felony, not necesarrily stealing c*nts.

Wow, that is one literal objet d'art(?).

Thanks for plagiarizing my pick up line.

That reflects my Willie concert experiences.

You'd be surprised how approachable Willie is.
 I'm pretty sure if you caught him in the right concert venue you could shake hands and get an autograph (or three).

Some guys just aren't hairy.
Me:
Legs none
Arms barely discernable
Chest 23 hairs and I know them all personally

Nicely done Apes-ma

I think a single double post is a misdemeanor in Arizona.
Here come the pink undies.

Hoisted by your own Pickelhaube?

Was that a short joke?

More like magic grunt (you know - now that we've been disillusioned and all).

Wait, unpleasant for his pants… what?

Man all these years I've been in the dark about Mozat's corprophilia, now I feel all dirty and need a shower.

I think it's Von which would make him Prussian/German, so it could be (just real big) ovens or showers, mass graves, what have you.

Talk about truth in advertising, and that was the(?) co-creator.