It starts with the writing
I rarely comment on the quality of the paid writers here, but I found the snark in this article delicious, I'd recommend serving it with the chardonnay.

Are the monkeys wearing space suits?

I was referring specifically to film.

He meant Bob Eubanks

Yes he is a rabbi,

@Arsenio
This is not a defense of A/P movies just a defense of film as medium in general.
Don't go stoned, it affects your perception of time too much.
Good films can come off poorly.

I don't think I've ever met a white guy who wasn't 1/64th Cherokee (or insert Native Amercan tribe of your choice).

@Gentle Herpes
Sarah Silverman is stealing my daughter's material.

Chic?

@Dikachu
Two on target comments on this sad story.

… but don't worry her husband can "cure" them.

Sci-Fi Western Mashups
This is one venue where a mashup just doesn't work.
Westerns just don't mashup well.
See "Billy the Kid Vs Dracula".

Actually there was a 60's-70's cartoon version of "The Lone Ranger" that was artfully drawn and included sci-fi elements not unlike the original "Wild, Wild West" TV show.

@the rationalist
Excellent point
You could call Perry: "Bush Lite".

… and when Michelle Bachman takes over (winner of yesterday's Iowa straw poll) things are going to get a whole lot weirder in "Sharia law" kind of way.

In my home state all state university dorm rooms are the same size and design as medium security prison cells, which coincidently are also double bunked.

@ Hoyt Clagwell
You forgot to mention in the reveal section (above) that you're not really a broken down tractor of obscure origin.

@ Action 52
I'm in charge of the obvious comments around here (how's that for self aware?)

I'm continually and painfully obvious
and while my avatar suggests I may be capable of curing headaches, there's absolutely no truth to that.

@ Fast&Sloppy
You and me bro.
I've got sattelite with some extras and TCM is still my go to channel.