Satire at its best.
You were all very good.

Angela Lansbury was very hot as a young woman see "National Velvet"
and check her out in a maid's uniform, can't remember the film.

@ Lurkey Mc Lurk…
Yup, you're right I had my Dicks and their causes mixed up.

Yup that's gotta be it birdy.
None of the comments posted here are rational… it's just "cool" to hate on big corporations and stuff.

@ Rip Van (you gotta be kidding me)
…and what, pray tell, do you and your Wal-mart co-workers discuss at the lunch table.
You guys kicking around the snark in the latest edition of the Onion.
Um, yeah right I thought so.

My non-Canadian G/F, who is both richer and more fiscally conservative than I, turned me onto Aldi's.
Their knockoffs are usually comparable to the name brands and sometimes seem to be merely alternately packaged versions original product (i.e. same product different label).
Regardless, the upside is you're not shopping…

Michelle Bachman's husband can magically transform the gays into heterosexuals, but they have to say the right magic words.

In the voice of Walter Sobchek:
Stephen F*cking Foster

… and Robert Montgomery's daughter.

This is fascinating.
Seriously.
Stone cold: Hilarious name and I never would have guessed you weren't a guy.
I think you just start thinking of posters as their avatar.
Scrawler: same

*there are*

You'd think so but there actual "undead" panels buried deep in the bill.

@ young Master Herpes

… so it's "The Munsters"?

You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will fling a giant shit at you.

Maybe, but it's comic gold, Jerry, gold.

You're the kind of Gibbon that would f*ck a guy in the a$$ and not even have the decency to use his prehensile tail to give him a reach around.

Montgomery Clift?

Well, um, us and you know, and a couple million Rooskies.

But Ayn (rhymes with swine) Rand is a crypto fascis…
Hey, wait a minute!
I get it, the last two are trolls… right?