Um, er , excuse me Ms. Austen.
"Talk like a pirate day" isn't until September.

Thanks Bungle.
Until you came along I was blissfully unaware that my life was such a hollow shell.

F&S
Think about poor Heather's feelings.
She embarassed… and for you no less.

I too have noticed the missing Von Salsa.
Up until now I hadn't thought about the D-bag.
It is the vacation season, but Jorge has been gone a long time.

Does Jerry Lewis know about dumbgirls?
This support his hypothesis.

@ Craig
In reference to German TV and what it allows - you should check out a recent article in the New Yorker by David Sedaris.

Avatar switches always throw me off.
Craig J. Clark's is still troubling me … now this.

I'm pretty sure the company knew about the Alien.
Ash (and his programming) was proof of this.
I think the dialogue obliquely reveals all of this.

I see the Prometheus story somewhat like Genesis (no, not the hollow drum Genesis).
Knowledge=downfall

I came upon the Prison movie by accident and was entertained.
It was very fresh.
Beat the hell out of the Snoreskank Redemption

Check with Guy Ritchie

Lee Van Cleef probably had the most singular and threatening face in the history of film.

@Fast&Sloppy

Mr. Pickle are you referring to Ben Grimm or James Arness?

Somehow I pictured The narrator's vacation as cruising the back streets of San Francisco and Oakland on a Vincent Black Shadow.

Yo Nightstalker, Mike Hammer
Did you mean oblivious?

@Mr. Clark
Could you elaborate on that please?

In order for a human to fly they also would need a breast bone that extended about six feet in front of the chin.

Isn't Wendy Malick Tori Spelling's evil twin?

And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the F*CK, has anything got to do with Vietnam?