I've kinda seen NMH.
Kinda. They were all on stage together, anyway at the Elephant 6 Holiday Surprise show in Rochester last year.

See it. It operates in the same realm as Boondock Saints in that it's a cult movie that a lot of people love, but it still gets hated on a lot. That and the fact that it gets referenced a lot. The difference, of course, is that Boondock Saints is a horrible movie.

Creed doesn't get enough love.
His occasional Dadaist comments and insight are pretty great.

Mo real "sacred cows," per se
but anybody who tells me that The Clash sucked (and there have been a couple) will promptly be dismissed as an idiot and his or her opinions will be judged as the opinions of an idiot.

Hold on just one second here!
Isn't a lichen something like a moss? This is ridiculous.

I know.

Where's David Foster Wallace when you need him?
This would make for the best essay… ever.