White Castle burgers only come in one size!

Yay, my computer's fixed! First the guy at the help desk told me I'd have to re-install my entire system. The last time I had to do that, it seriously took me 8 hours. But then he ran this anti-virus program the university has, which took about an hour, and he said my computer is OK! It started back up, everything…

It wasn't anything here I clicked on. I can't remember what it was. I'm taking my computer to the tech support place we have here at I.U. as soon as my class is over. I use Symantec anti-virus. I should have known when I saw a microsoft virus warning thing that it was a scam, since a real warning would have come…

I don't know if I'm going to live through this week. I found out I have to take a road trip tomorrow to renew my registration. I knew this was a possibility, so I decided to do the responsible thing for once and started my paper that's due Friday last night. I was on a roll, and got 2 pages done, which is a pretty…

IT STINKS!

Have you guys heard of LibraryThing? Here's the one I've set up for my class requirement: http://www.librarything.com…

I think that's also ReRun's hat from What's Happening:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

OK, I've got a really complicated problem. I could use some advice.

Hee! Good one, Binky.

Claudia, where is this article/list/Binky quote I have to see?

Holy shit, I just remembered where I've seen RagingBear before:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I bet Murphy wanted to use something obvious and over-the-top like 'It's So Quiet.'

My apologizing cap is blue.
It's a much more calming color.

Miller, I didn't get that the first time I saw it. It took awhile. That's why it's brilliant.

I thought about renting The Happening, but the Rifftrax sample disabused me of that notion: http://www.rifftrax.com/rif…

With Signs, I can't get past the fact that the aliens are allergic to water, but they came to Earth, which is 70% water. And they're roaming around a farm in the night/early morning as if dew didn't exist. If it wasn't for that, I might be able to like Signs.

People for the Ethically Erotic Treatment of Animals

He looks like a fresh-faced Taylor Negron.

Here you go, Neckbeard:
http://www.amazon.com/Montg…

NBC needs to check herself before she wrecks herself.