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Man, it sucks when people die in the middle of a post! Binky appears to be dead as well! They always seem to summon their last bit of strength to hit "post," though.

Has to what?! I need closure!

That's not a knife!
THAT'S a knife!

Binky, you like the old, black-and-white goofy monster movies, right? You should check out The Giant Gila Monster on YouTube. People post them in 10-minute chunks. So after you watch "MST3K - 0402 - The Giant Gila Monster 1/10," then click on "2/10," then "3/10," etc. I think you'll really like it! Everything you

OK, now it makes more sense. I was trying in vain to recall the robot-on-robot bondage.

Attack of the Titmouse

Awful song
"Standing at the door of self-discovery!" is the worst lyric I've heard all week. That's because I haven't heard "Friday" once this week.

Dino-Boobs vs. SuperKnockers

I think there's got to be something to those 3 particular animals. GK could have just as easily come over with an elephant, a giraffe, and a brontosaurus. It's a dream, after all! Binky, these animals are your gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Puppies and kittens are fairly common pets, but do ducks have any

Black Sabbath should write Iron Man.

To see Genevieve Koski in your dream represents a love of Britney Spears and an indifference toward Ghostbusters.

And: "To see a puppy in your dream, symbolizes your playfulness and carefree nature. It also refers to a blossoming friendship. If you are taking care of a puppy, then it means that you are reliable and trustworthy. Others can depend on you, especially during difficult times."

Also: "To see a kitten in your dream, represents a transitional phase toward independence. Alternatively, the dream symbolizes innocence and purity."

Binky: "To see ducks in your dream, represent your spiritual freedom (if flying) or the unconscious (if swimming). They serve as a connection between the spiritual realm and the physical world. Ducks are multi-talented animals in that they can walk, swim and fly. Thus, a duck indicates your flexibility and your

Sheltie was here! I missed it. Last night, Adult Swim aired The Room at 12:30am, so I stayed up to watch it. Then I collapsed and got about 4 hours of sleep before going to my morning class. But damn, that movie is something else!

Franco Punch is pureed Spaghetti-O's.