Superman 3000 is the one where Superman sits in a theater with Lois and Jimmy and makes fun of previous Superman movies.

It's the autism. Zev was all right in season 15. Of course, they only lasted 4 legs that season.

I re-watched Pretty in Pink and Fast Times at Ridgemont High on VH1 Saturday. Neither movie was as good as I remembered it being as a kid, but they were still all right.

@ Mesotheleona Helmsley: I liked how Ted Haggard was the only person in Jesus Camp who understood that the documentary might make them look bad.

Go ahead - try to find something worse than Puma Man:
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Comic book?! It's a GRAPHIC NOVEL!!!
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Oops. I thought it meant something that was out of place. But it's something from another time. My bad.

It was downright anachronistic having Snapple in India, which is known worldwide for its tea. I bet the locals would spit it out and be all, "you call THAT tea?!" Kind of like promoting Thomas Kinkade in the MOMA, or something.

I felt bad for Phil, having to shill Snapple like that. It was different with the Travelocity Gnomes, because Travelocity was sponsoring the trips the teams won. It was easier to work that into the prize announcement. This time, Phil just had to awkwardly exclaim how excited he was about tea.

Coming to TLC in 2012: Art Intervention With Claudia Kishi.

He was kind of a crybaby when he was on before, but then again, so was his mom. This probably isn't a fair comparison, but Luke looks pretty bad compared to other disabled people who've been on the race. Charla didn't let her dwarfism get her down. The girl with one leg (whose name I can't remember) kept going even…

You're both wrong! It was Tetley!

What about the lonely lighthouse keeper who wants a cup of coffee? Nobody ever thinks of him!

No, I've never ordered from there. I never order much of anything online. But I've seen those spoons in local health food stores. You could probably find them in one of those Bed, Bath & Beyond-type stores. I know there's one like that that has mostly kitchen gadgets, but I can't think of what it's called. I used…

Some of the more authentic Japanese restaurants I've eaten at have those ceramic soup spoons, like this: http://www.veryasia.com/cer…

I used to LOVE miso soup. But then I developed an allergy to soy. Now if I eat anything with soy sauce in it, all my mucus membranes swell up and itch like you wouldn't believe. My lips puff up like a collagen nightmare and my eyes swell shut. I'm not sure if soy beans or tofu would produce the same reaction, but…

Wait…there are toaster chicken patties? Like, you put them in the toaster like pop tarts? That is just wrong. So I guess they were pre-cooked and then frozen? Ugh, that sounds disgusting.

@ Arsenio Billingham: Yeah, what up with that?

Wait a minute…one Emperor Norton…TWO Emperor Nortons?! Oh, my medication!
[Faints]

Thanks, Haysoos!