The Australian version has a new season. (I can't say whether it's good or bad yet.)

That's the one! I was trying to remember which word it was that had the same problem, and that's it. ("Decimate," too, to an extent: Its usage will require so much defending/explaining that it's better to use another word. 10%? Total destruction? Significant but not complete degradation?)

something something flat packaging something something DIY something something horsemeat meatballs

Boobs, you say?

When I watched the pilot, I didn't even know what kind of show it was (genuine reality show, spoof of same, drama about a reality show), so 90% of the fun was figuring that out. After a certain incident, it's quite obvious what it can't be (for insurance and liability reasons, if nothing else), and so the show goes…

You're right!

If malapropism lasts longer than four hours, please consult your physician.

More like Crapturd.

Yeah, I'm exhausted already. I dunno why shows hobble themselves with parts that everyone is going to want to fast-forward through (and it's usually quite easy to predict which these will be, so why not excise them from the concept?).

Fauxlivia might break the tie.

Let me guess: You're going to be watching this religiously.

And sheets are weird in that they cover women's chests but not men's.

A Caption Contest for it would definitely involve at least three of the people featured in the picture taking a dump.

LOL, yeah, we'll just have to let that one go, it's hopeless.

Fair enough.

I'll bite: What does it actually mean (and what's the commonly-assumed meaning)?

I gave up on Siberia pretty quickly for similar reasons (despite having been enthralled by the uncertainty of the first episode: What kind of thing is this?).

That's not what "bemused" means. It's turning out not to be a very useful word, given that it causes more trouble than it's worth.

When they first mentioned Jude's sleepover, I was convinced this was a "Justify the actor's absence" kind of thing, so I was really surprised when he showed up later.

LOL, yeah. That would be some old cousins. :)