Wait, is that supposed to be her dad? Why didn't the director step in afterward and tell the actress, "Uh, yeah, maybe you shouldn't be giving your dad bedroom eyes in this next take"?

… for everyone.
DAY-man!

Well, if you subscribe to the traditional Japanese belief that taking a picture of somebody captures a little piece of their soul, he's currently trapped in millions of middle-school girls' photo collages from 1997.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. My bad.

Seriously? What the hell, HuluPlus?

I find the strange under-representation of Ran in this thread disturbing. Not that any of these recommendations are bad, but come on—Ran may quite possibly be the best film adaptation of a Shakespeare play ever made.

Donatello and Raphael were always the cool ones to like. Leonardo was the best, though, if only because he had the coolest weapons and actually used them once in a while.

Well, he originally auditioned for the part of Michelangelo, but he couldn't pronounce "cowabunga."

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Every book would be about sixty pages shorter if he realized that his readers just assume his women characters have breasts and that we don't need them described to us whenever a woman shows up.

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A bit of time to go? Look at the guy! He's like the Darth Vader of nutrition: more potato chips now than man, twisted and evil.

Ditto. The twin-swapping premise always drives me crazy—their basic physical features may be the same, but unless they've been leading exactly the same kind of lifestyle, their bodies and behavior won't be. Don't they ever think that the people they're married to will notice that their spouses have somehow gained/lost…

Next up: Leno airs a sketch where a Monica Lewinsky impersonator sings a song about NBC execs, to the tune of the Beach Boys' "Barbara-Ann."

Ugh. I don't have the intense hatred for Leno that many people do (I don't watch him, nobody I know watches him, so who cares basically), but the quotations in this Newswire—again, ugh. It's like he watched a single episode of The Simpsons and thought, "Hey! I can make fun of my network too!" but learned nothing else.…

Yes yes YES DAMMIT! *takes quick drag from cigarette, starts drinking heavily*

This joke doesn't work. Wouldn't it just lead to you saying, "Dragon!" over and over?

I remember it being just kind of unpleasant. The orphan protagonist was annoying, the villains weren't villainous so much as ugly and obnoxious, and the dragon somehow managed to be kind of boring despite being a FRIGGIN' DRAGON. Eight-year-old me didn't want friendly, cute dragons; he wanted dragons that would start…

Honey crisp. It's not even close. I don't think I've ever had a honey crisp apple that was less than great.

If at any point a music video features a person wearing angel wings, it is far too goofy to take seriously.