I'll never understand how it got a screenwriting nomination. A few good one-liners aside, the script seemed really hack-y to me: Affleck's family troubles; the one hostage who's a dick the entire time until suddenly he's not; the repeated use of "Argo fuck yourself" like it was some inspired bit of comedy; the…

"Holy SHIT this is a big horse."

Andrew Bird looks like he's dying of pneumonia in that video. Somebody should tell him to start sleeping indoors.

"Dogpile" seems like a rather grandiose term to use for "three strangers who disagreed with you on the internet."

Cool story, bro.

Only the penitent man will pass … only the penitent man will pass ….

Where's MATES? Tom's epic revelation about not liking icing in #74 was one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard, and no that's not hyperbole.

Remind me why anyone gives a shit what Gawker, of all publications, says about literature?

Doona Bae's so-called transformation into a redhead was even worse. She seriously looked like some sort of weird Star Trek alien.

I don't know that "rough lovemaking" accurately describes the sex act that Cloud Atlas was performing. "Sucking" seems more apt.

To be fair, Gere was a boorish dick when he did it. Go watch the footage of it; he pretty much forces himself on her, while she's obliged to keep her smile plastered on for the cameras.

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I'm so sick of fake nice-guy-angry-nerds! They just pretend to be into passive-aggressive sexism and self-pity to get attention from REAL nice-guy-angry-nerds!

Paul Dano.

Oh my goodness, all the likes.

Nah, the best we have is the Taco Bell Bell.

I can. But that's because I'm not a smelly, worthless hippie!

"Wait. Stephen King's It ends HOW?"

Perfection. I might have to start watching this show more religiously just to participate in these TV Club threads.

Perfection. I might have to start watching this show more religiously just to participate in these TV Club threads.