I agree. I saw it in 2-D, and there was a shot toward the end with the eagles flying over some mountains that, no exaggeration, looked like something out of Birdemic to me. Perhaps that was a function of the 3-D being flattened out or something, but even less showy CGI looked terrible. There were more than a few…

I agree. I saw it in 2-D, and there was a shot toward the end with the eagles flying over some mountains that, no exaggeration, looked like something out of Birdemic to me. Perhaps that was a function of the 3-D being flattened out or something, but even less showy CGI looked terrible. There were more than a few…

Hey, we all try to cope in different ways. At times like these I'm of two minds: part of me wants to dig a hole under a rock and crawl into it and never leave, and the other part just wants to make dark-humored jokes and laugh until I can fall asleep. Anything's better than contemplating the fact that there are people…

Hey, we all try to cope in different ways. At times like these I'm of two minds: part of me wants to dig a hole under a rock and crawl into it and never leave, and the other part just wants to make dark-humored jokes and laugh until I can fall asleep. Anything's better than contemplating the fact that there are people…

"All right fine, I'll be a dwarf. But my name is … Carlos."

"All right fine, I'll be a dwarf. But my name is … Carlos."

Can we vote for an entire thread? Because this.

Can we vote for an entire thread? Because this.

Nice one. You have my like.

Nice one. You have my like.

You idiots! You can't even spell "Illinois" right!

You idiots! You can't even spell "Illinois" right!

*Billy sighs, takes a drink, remembers when his career entailed making out with Jennifer Connelly.*

*Billy sighs, takes a drink, remembers when his career entailed making out with Jennifer Connelly.*

The problem is that everything has been poisoned by reality TV. Producers of game shows seem to think they have to inject DRAMA!!! into the game through rules that encourage backstabbing and metagaming, when really the drama of good game shows all derives from the suspense of watching somebody play the actual game.

The problem is that everything has been poisoned by reality TV. Producers of game shows seem to think they have to inject DRAMA!!! into the game through rules that encourage backstabbing and metagaming, when really the drama of good game shows all derives from the suspense of watching somebody play the actual game.

Yeah, seriously. The mascot of the entire genre is a dead American.

Yeah, seriously. The mascot of the entire genre is a dead American.

This is my favorite so far.

This is my favorite so far.